Best quotes to send by SMS
Edith Sitwell I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Benjamin Franklin Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Juvenal Who will guard the guards themselves? (quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
Author: Juvenal

Max Beerbohm No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Brian Clark Whose life is it anyway?
Author: Brian Clark

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball
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