Best quotes to send by SMS

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Author: Edith Sitwell
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Who will guard the guards themselves?
(quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
Author: Juvenal
No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt.
Author: Max Beerbohm
Whose life is it anyway?
Author: Brian Clark
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie ...a study in
silver
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes