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Best quotes to send by SMS
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.Author: Herodotus
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.Author: Paul Beatty
I never know how much of what I say is true.Author: Bette Midler
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.Author: William McFee
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.Author: Jay Leno
The best jokes to send by SMS
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the
gutter!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It
was a boxer!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What did the footballer say when he accidentally
burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What part of a football ground is never the
same?
The changing rooms!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive
scored!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes