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I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.Author: Eugene Delacroix
I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together aAuthor: James Thurber
Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.Author: Bible
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.Author: Socrates
I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.Author: Louise Nevelson
The best jokes to send by SMS
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
one
morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him.
[dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that
group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?
George:
Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost
their
sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let
them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
them
tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact
my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything he can do for
them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I doubt
you could keep your head down that long."This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Golfer: "Caddy,
do you think it is a sin to
play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any
day of the
week!"This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What part of a football pitch smells nicest
?
The scenter spot !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What does a footballer and a magician have in
common ?
Both do hat tricks !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes