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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.Author: John A. Wheeler
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.Author: Robert Fritz
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.Author: Pierre Gallois
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.Author: William Shakespeare
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.Author: Mark Twain
The best jokes to send by SMS
What does an octopus wear on a cold
day?
A coat of arms!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin
saying?
Squid pro quo!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you call rubber bumpers on
yachts?
Shark absorbers!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his
right hand in
shark's mouths?
Lefty!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes