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Best quotes to send by SMS
Through faith man experiences the meaning of the world; through action he is to give to it meaning.Author: Leo Braeck
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.Author: Confucius
I have to live the content, then come back and write about it.Author: Heather Armstrong
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Author: Johnny Carson
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear; in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happeningAuthor: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get when you cross a telephone
with a pair of
pants?
Bell-bottoms!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
Hello, police? Please send an officer over
to 324 London Road
right away!
Sorry, this isn't the police
station. It's the Delicatessen.
Oh. Well, in that case, please send
over a pastrami sandwich!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone
with a
night crawler?
Ringworm!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What did the answering machine say to the
telephone?
Take my word for it.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's having a
temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes