Best quotes to send by SMS

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Author: Lillian Carter
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Author: Dale Carnegie
When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
Author: W. S. Gilbert
Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.
Author: Paul Eldridge
When I hear anyone talk of culture, I reach for my revolver.
Author: Hermann Goering
The best jokes to send by SMS

How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?
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Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?
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Do fish get thirsty?
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If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
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