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A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.Author: William Feather
A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equallyAuthor: Arthur C. Clarke
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.Author: Lao-tzu
A kind
Of excellent dumb discourse.Author: William Shakespeare
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.Author: American Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara
Desert.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
brief case?
Branch manager.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
?
A blonde doing cartwheels.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A friend meets up with her friend as she is
picking
her car up from the mechanic.
Her friend asks,
"Everything ok with your car now?"
The blonde replies, "Yes, thank
goodness. I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off, so I
was relieved when he told me all I
needed was blinker fluid."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes