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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Author: Matt Groening

All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

All television is children's television.
Author: Richard P. Adler

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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