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And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak.
Author: William Shakespeare

And say my glory was I had such friends.
Author: William Butler Yeats

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Author: Anais Nin

And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ; And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Author: William Shakespeare

Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes