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Best quotes to send by SMS
At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical feat that cannot be achieved - if it can be achieved at all - within the next few hundred years.Author: Arthur C. Clarke
Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields; or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.Author: Christina Petrowsky
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.Author: Anonymous
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.Author: Fulton J. Sheen
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What is the difference between
medium and
rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: How do you find a blind man
in a nudist
colony?
A: It's not hard.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man
would pull those faces on purpose.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: Whats the difference between
purple and
pink?
A: The grip.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake
you."This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes