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Can I ever know you Or you know me?Author: Sara Teasdale
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.Author: Stanislaw Lem
Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.Author: Bible
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.Author: Jacquelyn Mitchard
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue.Author: Sir Francis Bacon
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ?
A
drip dry elephant !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's big, grey and flies straight up
?
An elecopter !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An
elephant with spare parts !elThis is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
money
to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes