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Best quotes to send by SMS
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.Author: Mary Schmich
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.Author: Matsuo Basho
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.Author: Plutarch
Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.Author: Horace Mann
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes