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It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.Author: Eric Hoffer
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.Author: Saadi
Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.Author: Sophia Loren
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.Author: Charles M. Schulz
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.Author: Lillian Hellman
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from
his cell
and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The
soldiers
panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The
shopkeeper was led
out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted
"Flood!" and escaped. The
teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim
and the teacher,
remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted
"Fire!"This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!"
Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of
time."This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the
bucket
!This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes