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Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
Author: Frida Kahlo

Few men desire liberty: The majority are satisfied with a just master.
Author: Sallust

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Author: Mark Twain

Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
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Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
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Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
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