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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
Author: Margaret Lee Runbeck

Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Author: William Shakespeare

"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes