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Best quotes to send by SMS
His life was gentle; and the elements
So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!Author: William Shakespeare
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.Author: J. K. Rowling
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.Author: Edward Gibbon
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.Author: Leonard Louis Levinson
History never looks like history when you are living through it.Author: John W. Gardner
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
soloist and King Kong?
A: King Kong is more sensitive.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a
"tuba glue."This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q:
What do you call a person who plays the
viola?
A: A violator.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What is the definition
of a major
seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How do you get a viola section to play
spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes