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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.
Author: Themistocles

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Author: Groucho Marx

I count religion but a childish toy, And hold there is no sin but ignorance. Birds of the air will tell of murders past. I am asham'd to hear such fooleries!
Author: Christopher Marlowe

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Author: Galileo Galilei

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Author: Samuel Butler

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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