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I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
Author: Robert Fulford

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
Author: Robert Bloch

I hope the leaving is joyful; and I hope never to return.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Author: Bill Hoest

I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.
Author: Isaac Newton

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes