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I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
Author: Christopher Reeve

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.
Author: Bob Dylan

I am not merry; but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
Author: William Shakespeare

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Author: Henny Youngman

I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we're not wise enough to see it.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, "Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
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A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?"
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes