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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.Author: David Peterson
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.Author: Brendan Francis
If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?Author: Dolores Huerta
If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.Author: Benjamin Franklin
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.Author: Terry Pratchett
The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a
beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but
I
can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The
guy
swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later the
guy comes flying through the side door of the
bar, and yells for a
beer.
Again the bartender says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't
serve
you...you've already had too much to drink!"
Ten
minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back
door
of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man..."I'm really sorry, sir, but
you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!"
The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, "My God,
man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
There is a new Barbie
doll on the market
- East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a
Ken dollThis is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the
bath there wasn't
room for medicine.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shuts
its eyes.This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes