Best quotes to send by SMS
Jeffrey Kalmikoff It's not a 9-5 job. It's an every moment you're awake job because you actually enjoy the work that you're doing.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

Cory Doctorow It's not necessarily about what career you pick. It's about how you do what you do.
Author: Cory Doctorow

Edna St. Vincent Millay It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

Jerry Garcia It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.
Author: Jerry Garcia

L. M. Montgomery It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?
Author: L. M. Montgomery

The best jokes to send by SMS
Birthday jokes "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
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Birthday jokes What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
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Birthday jokes When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
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Birthday jokes Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
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Birthday jokes Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
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