Best quotes to send by SMS

It's not a 9-5 job. It's an every moment you're awake job because you actually enjoy the work that you're doing.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff
It's not necessarily about what career you pick. It's about how you do what you do.
Author: Cory Doctorow
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.
Author: Jerry Garcia
It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?
Author: L. M. Montgomery
The best jokes to send by SMS

"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them
come, I'll be surprised!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair
of pants!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down
cake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes