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Best quotes to send by SMS
Much learning does not teach understanding.Author: Heraclitus
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.Author: Clare Booth Luce
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light.Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ideAuthor: James Agee
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The
moospaper!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
boat?
Shipped beef!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-dozer.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes