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Best quotes to send by SMS
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other,Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.Author: William Shakespeare
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.Author: Graffito
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.Author: Alexander Pope
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
You can't get round me just like that you know!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A young woman went to her doctor
complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You
have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you
mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more
specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even
THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully
for a moment and told her his
diagnosis, "You have a broken
finger."
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few
minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, if
I give up
wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It
will just seem longer.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor!
There are three dogs outside in the waiting
room!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes