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Best quotes to send by SMS
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.Author: Gerald R. Ford
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.Author: Audre Lorde
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.Author: Eric Hoffer
Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.Author: Thomas Carlyle
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.Author: Mark Twain
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast wrong?
-The Aggie drove through a car
washThis is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
system?
A:A refund.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at
his
hotel if there's any place around where he can get American
food. The
concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place
that just
opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the
businessman the phone
number, and he goes back to his room and orders a
pizza. Thirty minutes
later, the delivery guy shows up to the door
with the pizza. The
businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing
uncontrollably. He asks the
delivery man, ''What the heck did you
put on this pizza?'' The
delivery man bows deeply and says,
''We put on the pizza what you ordered,
pepper only.''This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A:
He saw some American do it on TV.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes