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Best quotes to send by SMS
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.Author: Al Franken
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.Author: H. L. Mencken
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.Author: J. William Fulbright
The best jokes to send by SMS
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear
woman," lawyer replied,
"Ever since the Phoenicians invented money
there has been only one
answer to that easy question."This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Best vicious . . .This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire:
Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn
by 50 pints at
the blood bank.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes