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Best quotes to send by SMS
Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.Author: John Ruskin
No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.Author: Clifford Stoll
The man who runs may fight again.Author: Menander
The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.Author: Mitchell Burgess
The best jokes to send by SMS
After a difficult day a struggling actor
returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of
police
and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.
Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?"
"Well,"
one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came
by your
house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife,
assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the
ground."
The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in
disbelief...
"My agent came to my house?"This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Why was the
actor pleased to be on
the gallows?
Because at last he was in the noose.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
A bit-part actor finally got his first
leading role
in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off
a high diving
board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of
the board, looked
down and promptly climbed down
again.
`What's the matter?' asked the director.
`I can't jump from that
board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's
only one foot of
water in that pool?'
'Yes,' said the director. `We don't want
you to drown, you
know.'This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q:
How many movie directors does it
take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he wants to do it
thirty-two times and when he's done
everyone thinks that his last
lightbulb was much better.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
What do you call a fight between film
actors ?
Star wars !This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes