Best quotes to send by SMS

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman
There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a grizzly
bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat and a flower
in its mane ?
A dandy lion !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
He
parked on a yellow lion !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
How are tigers like sergeants in the
army ?
They both wear stripes !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes