Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Harry S Truman I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

Sean O'Faolain There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain

Christopher Morley There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Author: Christopher Morley

Kin Hubbard There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Various animal jokes Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
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Various animal jokes What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
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Various animal jokes What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
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Various animal jokes Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !
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Various animal jokes How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
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