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To give unto them beauty for ashes, the oil of joy for mourning, the garment of praise for the spirit of heaviness.
Author: Bible

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.
Author: Sir Francis Darwin

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any
Author: Karen Hall and Jerry Stahl

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
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