Best quotes to send by SMS

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush
When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
Author: William Hazlitt
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Author: Will Rogers
The best jokes to send by SMS

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the
other to kick the
switch.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
How many biologists does
it take to
change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the
environmental-impact
statement.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes