Best quotes to send by SMS
Jean Paul Richter Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

George Bush I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush

Confucius When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius

William Hazlitt When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
Author: William Hazlitt

Will Rogers I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Author: Will Rogers

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bicycle jokes I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
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Bicycle jokes Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Bicycle jokes Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Bicycle jokes What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
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Biologist jokes How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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