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A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
Author: Alexander Hamilton

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
Author: William S. Burroughs

A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Author: Anatole France

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.
Author: Jerome Blattner

A picture is worth a thousand words. An interface is worth a thousand pictures.
Author: Ben Shneiderman

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
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