Best quotes to send by SMS

All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Author: Ronald Reagan
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
Author: Aristotle
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Author: Charlie Chaplin
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partners
Author: Ann Landers
The best jokes to send by SMS

I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to the
dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do
you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist,
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
What did the dentist see at the
North
Pole?...A molar bear
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes