Best quotes to send by SMS
Ronald Reagan All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Aristotle All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
Author: Aristotle

Charlie Chaplin All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

Stanislaw J. Lec All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Ann Landers All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partners
Author: Ann Landers

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dentist jokes I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
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Dentist jokes Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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Dentist jokes Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
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Dentist jokes What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
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Dentist jokes What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
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