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Best quotes to send by SMS
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.Author: Alan Corenk
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!Author: Henry David Thoreau
Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.Author: Saint Francis de Sales
No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.Author: Napoleon Hill
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.Author: A. Whitney Brown
The best jokes to send by SMS
Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me
Steve,' he said in the letter.
'Why?' asked his mother in her
reply.
'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote
back.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
killed by a garter snake?
Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is
not poisonous.
Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off
a cliff!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
it is told
(tolled).This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What do you call a nun with a
washing
machine on her head ?
Sister Matic !This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love
song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes