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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Author: Robert Service

Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Author: Prince Charles

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Author: Confucius

Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
Author: Bible

Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods.
Author: Seneca

What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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