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One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Author: Anonymous

"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
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Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
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Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
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Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes