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I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.
Author: Mary S. Calderone

I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones? The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
Author: Joseph Addison

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.
Author: Peter Ustinov

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.
Author: Robin Green

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
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What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes