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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Author: Robert Browning

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
Author: Lewis Carroll

I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Author: Matt Groening

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes