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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak

Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.
Author: Ramsay Clark

Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one the stars.
Author: Frederick Langbridge

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Author: Margaret Cho

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
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Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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