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If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
Author: Pablo Picasso

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Author: Isaac Asimov

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Author: George Burns

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes