Best quotes to send by SMS

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain
Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Author: Mark Twain
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore
Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
The best jokes to send by SMS

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian
companion?
Tanto
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes