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Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Author: Sue Murphy

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Author: Seneca

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world.
Author: Real Live Preacher

What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes