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I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Author: Mark Twain

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Author: Herb Caen

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
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