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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
Author: Donald Trump

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Author: Oscar Wilde

A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy when it's really fortune's accomplice.
Author: Sting

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig
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