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If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows.
Author: Paul Eldridge

Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Author: Hugo De Groot

Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
Author: William Shakespeare

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
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Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes