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Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
Author: The Talmud

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Author: Marilyn Monroe

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes