Best quotes to send by SMS

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Author: Herman Melville
A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
Author: Thomas Mann
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
A mind too active is no mind at all.
Author: Theodore Roethke
The best jokes to send by SMS

Hit on the Head by
I. C. Stars
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The
Economic Breakfast by Roland
Marge
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The Barber of
Seville by Aaron Floor
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Making the Most of Life
by Maxie
Mumm
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A Call for Assistance
by Linda Hand
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