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A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.
Author: James M. Barrie

A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; a viper is not more hateful.
Author: Euripides

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Author: Joseph Stalin

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes