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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Author: Jewish Proverb

A place for everything and everything in its place.
Author: Isabella Mary Beeton

A poem is no place for an idea.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
Author: W. H. Auden

A precedent embalms a principle.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
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How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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