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I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.
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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes