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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Author: Hans Christian Andersen

Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
Author: Paul Goodman

Entropy is the normal state of consciousness - a condition that is neither useful nor enjoyable.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.
Author: Hannah Arendt

Et tu, Brute!
Author: William Shakespeare

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
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Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes