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Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Author: Og Mandino

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Author: Czech Proverb

Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Do not speak ill of the dead.
Author: The Seven Sages

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
Author: Epicurus

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes